The Homes of Eisenhart and Bronstein

So Loraine Collins comes from Los Feliz into Hollywood to hand off an automatic, which magically whacks a KA from Compton. Something dirty here. Something involving a young Otis Chandler, a slumming Jean Simmons, and an avuncular Howard Jarvis.

Loraine, her crocodile tears turning evil intent into soggy relief:

Or maybe not. Maybe it’s just a tragic accident. Eisenhart kills his buddy and has to live with it the rest of his life. He walked from his place here:

To go to the party here, where a heart beat strong and innocently in his pal’s chest.

And those characters outside? Tragic accident or not, they’re about to be set up as some “crawled through the window with a gun” killers.

Drown A Cold, Feed a Fever

January 8, 1947
Lincoln Heights

Streetcar motorman Jesse Viscarra, 33, is not one to suffer a cold lightly. Returning home to 2403 N. Broadway on his lunch break after sneezing and wheezing all morning, he told his wife that his Army buddies had always sworn by “the old reliable” when a bug struck, and he reckoned he’d do the same.

So after snorting a snootful, Viscarra returned to his route and promptly crashed into a car driven by Mrs. Olga Milosevick, of 733 Bernard Street, at the corner of College and North Broadway. Arriving officers got a whiff of Viscarra’s breath and whisked him off to the Lincoln Heights drunk tank, while Viscarra moaned that he’d never had an accident before, and that the lady had turned in front of him.

Well, so what if she did? He’s still admittedly guilty of California Penal Code 367F, operating a streetcar while inebriated.

College & B’way, To-day

Rrraar! Yeah, you better run.

Drunko the Streetcar-Drivin’ Man is loose.

Jesse’s place, where he delved into the medicinals:

Corner of College and Main, where a plowed Viscarra plowed into poor Olga.

For whatever reason, Little Joe’s is one of this author’s favorite buildings in Los Angeles. There’s something about that 60s Mansard/Spanish lamp/engaged arch thing-so now, I digress, because I can.

Little Joe’s grocery opened at 5th and Hewitt in 1910, moving to this location in 1923, adding the restaurant in ‘27. The neighborhood was 110% Itay at the time, ‘til Union Station displaced Chinatown and the City concocted a new one here (note the curved rooflines behind LJ’s giant backlit signage). The Nuccio family, the waitresses in red, white and green outfits, the sawdust on the floor, the Piedmonte food, hung on til 1998.

Take a look while you can, folks; Little Joe’s is being demolished by the city, in cahoots with developer Larry Bond, to become a parking structure serving the forthcoming Chinesque “Blossom Plaza” mall.

(Behind Little Joe’s is the 1831 Capitol Milling complex, slated for major additions in its morph into yet another mixed-use behemoth. Since LA is lousy with major, untouched pre-Victorian structures, the bastardization of these is just no big deal.)

The Child Army of San Pedro

January 7, 1947
San Pedro

Police have arrested eight youngsters on charges of burglary related to the brazen theft of weaponry from the Fort McArthur armory. The boys sawed through a lock and entered the building where returning troops’ weapons were stored, making off with a veritable arsenal of a dozen automatic pistols, four carbines plus jungle knives, bayonets and ammo.

The thieves were discovered when they returned to the area to dig up their plunder, which they had hidden for later pick up.

Varmints!

January 6, 1947
Burbank

The four boys who rented ponies for an hour’s canter from the Rocking Horse Stables at 470 Riverside Dr. seemed like nice kids to manager Roy Brown, but a day after they saddled up he’s yet to see the front of ’em. The names and addresses they left were false–one is a Van Nuys funeral parlor–and Brown can offer few clues save that one of the quartet walked with crutches. With the horses and their gear, Brown is out $6000–an expensive lesson in the low moral character of the youth of 1947.

The Hun in Hollywood

January 5, 1947
Hollywood

The Nazis were afoot tonight, making yet another assault on the walls of the Temple Beth El synagogue at 1508 N. Wilton Place. Alert Hun-hunters will recall that the edifice was streaked with oil in a 1937 incident, and defaced with swastikas and graffiti reading “Heil Hitler” and “Viva Il Duce” the following year.

The modern anti-Semite works quicker, and in potentially more deadly fashion. Witnesses told investigating officers that a man pulled his car in front of the Temple and fired 14 rifle shots into the front door, then sped off. Bullets were later recovered from the back wall of the building.

Temple Beth El To-day

You’d think after the whole Holocaust thing, you’d cut us a little slack there fella. (My grandparents went to Auschwitz and all I got was this lousy nation of Israel.)

You know, we had real Judeophobes then. Henry Ford! Charles Lindbergh! Walt Disney! Patton! And we’ve got who, now, the French? Puh-leeze.
And in ’47 there were no namby-pamby Abramoff scandals; there were real Jews to hate and fear. Walter Rothschild. Henry Morgenthau. Bernard Baruch. Kirk Douglas.

Maybe Mr. Bang-Bang is upset about the whole Communism thing (conveniently ignorning the Yevsektsiya purges). Course, Communism didn’t work out so well…but wait’l the Hebrews get ahold of the Civil Rights movement…that will give ol’ sharpshooter a kick in the nutzies!

Anyway…Hollywood Beth El was founded in 1920, the Wilton temple consecrated in 1923. After having gone through the tagging and the oiling and now this rifle business, they busted a move and were in a brand new modern building on Crescent Heights by the High Holy Days of 1952.

The Wilton Place structure stands:

Although there’s no evidence of past unpleasantries.

It is also, uh, no longer a synagogue.

One Final Gift

January 4, 1947
Los Angeles

Bernard E. Schwartz died in his car near the intersection of Stocker and Baldwin Streets. He had run a hose from the exhaust pipe into the cab. When passing motorists discovered the body, they also found a note directing that Schwartz’ corneas be donated to someone who needed them.

Unfortunately, Schwartz had been dead too long for his eyes to be transplanted. However, his friend and executor Arthur Wasson has honored the dead man’s desires by arranging for all usable portions of Schwartz’ body to be used for the aid of science at Medical School of the University of Southern California.

Schwartz, a former Naval chief petty officer who lived at 3835 W. Seventh Street, left a poignant note explaining his passing as “a simple case of suicide, induced by my complete lack of desire to continue living.” He was thirty years old.

Employee of the Month

January 3, 1947
Echo Park

The two robbers, one tall, one short, both shabby-looking, entered the California Bank branch and Sunset and Alvarado during the afternoon rush. At first they waited for a turn at LaVonne Quigley’s window, then made a sudden switch to Edward G. Miske’s teller station.

It was a bad choice. For when the tall man slid the note reading “This is a stickup. Give the alarm and we’ll kill you. We want your money.” across the counter, Miske looked right down the barrel of an automatic pistol and snapped “You’ll not get any money!” Then he reached for the alarm and was promptly shot in the arm, severing an artery.

The two men rushed out of the bank, up Alvarado, to Reservoir and into a waiting Yellow Cab. But their bad luck wasn’t over. Gerald Hough had just parked behind the cab, and reported the license to police. By nightfall, hundreds of officers were searching the city for the men, while brave, foolish Edward Miske celebrated his 26th birthday at Georgia Street Receiving Hospital. Despite losing a lot of blood, he is expected to recover.

2035 Sunset To-day

Bank of California’s Sunset-Alvarado branch is gone:

Too bad, as BOC’s were always opulent affairs, given as they had all that nice Comstock Load money (which they merged into Union Bank about ten years ago).

Look at Miske, after having given the what-for to some Mutt and Jeff team, with a much-needed reminder of their place in this world (and getting shot for his trouble):

I mean, dig the smirk. The man should have been dead, but was blessed this, his day of birthing. There, above his shoulder, watching o’er: