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Dec. 20,1907
Los Angeles

Mr. C.D. Roberts of 1900 E. Main was feeling a bit unwell. He had bad headaches, an irregular appetite, saw dark spots before his eyes and felt as if something in his stomach was alive.

Not sure what to do, Roberts consulted the European Medical Experts at 745 S. Main St., where he was treated with the secret cure of

Your Pal, the Parasite

Two years ago, I was in Tokyo for a spell, and while I marveled at many sights and wonders, few lodged themselves within my...brain...as deeply as this.  

The Great Fer-Don

Obviously the Great Fer-Don III/IV is needed in Japan.