August 26, 1947
Mothers-in-law are bad enoughâ€”but no one ever told David Richard, 22, what a pain in the caboose his STEP mother-in-law would be.
When young David left his room at 424 N. Alfred Ave. today on his way to the wholesale house where he works, he discovered his wifeâ€™s stepmother, Mrs. Rose Wolfeld, 54, snoozing in his car.
In retrospect, he ought to have taken a trolley, but he woke the woman–and was she ever in a mood. She began by berating him for failing to provide a home for her poor grayed head, and when he got behind the wheel she whipped out a metal bar and clocked him a few times on the noggin. He ran to the house with step-mamma in mad pursuit, while wife Louise, 19, watched in horror.
The victim never did make it to work, spending the day at the Hollywood Receiving Hospital getting stitches in his scalp and on his right wrist (defensive wounds). Mrs. Wolfeld meanwhile was booked on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon.
David told police that he and Louise married last March, and had been fending off Mrs. Wolfeld ever since. She insisted the couple provide a home for her, but when they moved into the single room on Alfred Ave. three weeks ago, they made it clear that there was no room for the extended family.
Mind you, if Mrs. W had gotten in a couple more whacks, there just might have beenâ€¦.
Suggested reading: Mothers-In-Law Do Everything Wrong: M.I.L.D.E.W.