206 North Ave. 51, To-day

Sure, you’re thinking “a cop named Elmer Kunkle gets beat up by a lady named Esther and a guy named Angus—this is a gag, right?” Wrong. This is a town of degeneracy and vice, depravity and vicious reprobate gangs reeling in cops like Elmer and throwing them back like fish too small for Satan’s game warden.

To you, the uninitiated, “Se Rentan Mesas y Sillas” might mean these reg’lar folk rent tables and chairs. In actuality, it’s really a depraved shorthand for “We Throw Cops Off Porches.” Word to the wise.