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It Begins

April 8, 1927
International Waters

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You remember your last time traipsing through Target. Mounted fish flapped and sang. Homer Simpson—dressed as Santa—gyrated obscenely. A motion-activated James Brown squawked “I Feel Good,” barely audible over whir and crank of gear.

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Principiis obsta. Finem respice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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