June 20, 1927
As long as there are newspapers, the following pieces will appear annually in them, although usually not all in one day:
1. The overall quality of fathers and the celebration of their designated holiday has diminished (generally found in letter to the editor form).
2. Worrying about sleep deprivation is probably depriving you of sleep.
3. While you read this newspaper, your baby is almost certainly choking to death on toys.
4. The French are weird, but also somehow better than us.